He's done it again! I've been very impatiently waiting for our fortunes to change enough that we can justify getting a family dog. Things are looking up! We're not quite there yet, but I'm a planner and must have everything in place for when it's time! I was searching online last night and Aaron posted every comment I made! I may have also had a few social drinks to de-stress...
Two things you must know:
1. Jen has her heart set on finding our family the perfect dog.
2. Jen has had several wine coolers and is now mad because she can't find the perfect dog.
What follows will be a collection of the priceless words that have been spoken thus far this evening.
"Oh, great. This shelter has 45,000 cats."
"All these dogs are ugly."
"This one is cute. Do you think it will grow up to be ugly?"
"My lips are getting tingly." (this was accompanied by a weird puckering, and repeated four or five times.)
Jen: "Did you find a dog yet?" Aaron: "I thought you were looking for a dog." Jen: "You're so helpful."
"Do you want to finance a dog?"
"I'm just going to take out an ad: 'Eleanor, where are you? Please call.'"
"This one's only $300! Damn it! It's on hold. Wait, here's another one!" (followed by literally a minute and a half of oooooing and ahhhhhing and "cute" repeated over and over.)
"This is what we're going to do. We're going to have a bake sale to raise puppy money. Then we'll sell some stuff...of yours..."
Again, you're welcome...
shat myself. Literally almost spit this borrowed diet coke onto my computer.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Aaron! =)
ReplyDeleteMy friends told their daughters that if they raised $300 they would get them a puppy. The girls sold random stuff on their front lawn and sold lemonade. Now, they lived on a busy street, but they DID IT! You can, too. Besides, Aaron has some cool stuff that just NEEDS to be sold, amiright?
;-)
Hahaha, I enjoy Aaron's live blogs very much. :)
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